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Adam King (MI)

Phobias and fatherhood

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Mr. Saint/Anyone else who cares :(

 

I started a "New Parent Dictionary" and thought you'd get a kick out of a couple of definitions that you may soon be experiencing.

 

Air Time

 

The time it takes you to catch the baby during the middle of a diaper change.

 

 

Humiliphobia

 

The fear of knowing that someday you’ll be sitting at a tea party wearing a funny hat and drinking air out of a miniature cup.

 

Regards,

Adam

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Mr. Saint,

 

It stands for a: Solemnly Lethargic Every Evening Parent

 

Okay, that was stupid and off the top of my head. Time for a nap....ah, just wait, you'll have your turn.

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