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Adam King (MI)

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GOOD

 

A Richardson, TX policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but

wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy

was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR

TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road

with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to

just sell lemonade!)

 

BETTER

 

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated

radar post in Plano, TX. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute,

he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded

with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

 

BEST

 

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the TX State Trooper

Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she

said, "I bet your are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State

Police Ball. "He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what

he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and

left. She was laughing too hard to start her car

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