Andrew Ikeda 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty milesper hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband, a divorce lawyer, suddenly looks across at her and speaksin a clear voice, "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married fortwenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowlyincreases her speed to 45 mph. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says, "because I'vebeen having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better loverthan you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightlyand slowly increases the speed to 55. The husband, knowing how to get the upper hand in a divorce proceeding,"I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards andthe boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. Thismakes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything youwant?" The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I'vegot everything I need." she says. "Oh, really?" he says with derision. "So what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him andsmiles. "The airbag." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jason (AL) 1 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 OUCH! Hahaha...I liked that one, Andrew. Keep 'em coming. That reminds me...we need to have a Joke Thread pinned to the Corner Bar. ...in case you need that pick-up, when things get hectic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam King (MI) 1 Report post Posted July 8, 2004 Andrew,GREAT JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 It's vicious. I shouldn't be laughing. But I am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Da_New_Kid 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 Nice!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew Ikeda 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2004 Hey Everyone, Glad your all liking it so far! I'll keep em comin' when I find/get them!! (for sure!) Jason, I like your idea of a joke thread, MC are you reading this? Some time ago....like last year, we started a thread where we were posting our frustration with calling sellers. We had some good stuff going and could share our frustrations in a humorous way. For example, a couple of months ago I called on a duplex for rent just down the street from where I live. A lady with a thick european accent answers the phone and I ask her if she would be interested in selling? She asks me, are you interested in buying it and I respond 'yes'. Then she says how much will you give us for it...I responded that I didnt know because I havent done comps. So then her rhetoric is why are you asking and then I explained that I didnt know and was just curious. The guy sitting next to me is an experienced r.e. investor (since 1978) and he's just bursting out in laughter and me...well I'm all razzled and confused because for me, I was merely inquiring. Anyways... Yep, we'll have to keep em coming! These days it seems like every minute of the day I need a good laugh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites