Adam King (MI) 1 Report post Posted July 27, 2004 A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" askedthe lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I hadjust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..." "I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer thequestion. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I wasdriving down the road.... "The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying toestablish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told theHighway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now severalweeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he isa fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer andsaid to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about hisfavorite mule, Bessie". Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying,I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and said "How are you feeling?" "Now whatthe hell would you say?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jason (AL) 1 Report post Posted July 29, 2004 OUCHIE!! I'm in stitches! Good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew Ikeda 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2004 Funny! Almost sounds like a good episode of Judge Judy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
