Adam King (MI) 1 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the CountryClub with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blondewho knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs on Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. Hisbuddies at the club are all envious. They corner him and ask, "Bob,how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?" Bob says, "I lied about my age." His friends are fascinated, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?" Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 Not bad, Adam. Let's see what the Soviet judges say......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam King (MI) 1 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 MC,Ochen Schmishnoe,Boots' Da'row,Adam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 MC,Ochen Schmishnoe,Boots' Da'row,AdamExactly what I was thinking, Adam, exactly what I was thinking........ .....wtf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
