Adam King (MI) 1 Report post Posted August 20, 2004 A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted tomarry herright away. She protested, "But we don't know anything about eachother." He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about eachother as we goalong." So she consented, and they were married, and went on ahoneymoon to a very nice resort. One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got upoff histowel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a halftuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple.This was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position beforehe again straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After afew more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel. She said, 'That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympicdiving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselvesas we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doinglaps. She wasmoving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of thepool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the otherend of the pool. She did laps in freestyle, breaststroke, evenbutterfly! After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, sheclimbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympicendurance swimmer?" "No, she said, 'I was a hooker in Detroit and I workedboth sides ofthe river." HAD TO ADD THIS ONE TOO! LMAO!!! Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents Mark as unread A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and havedinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, thegirl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she wouldlike to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, sohe takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. Thepharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boyeverything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condomshe'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boyinsists on the family pack because he thinks he will be ratherbusy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house andmeets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you tomeet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where thegirl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say graceand bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with hishead down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriendleans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea youwere this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father wasa pharmacist." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted August 21, 2004 I like them, but the judges apparently didn't think much of the stories. After announcing their scores, apparently Adam reacted emotionally....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites