MichaelC 160 Report post Posted January 20, 2005 Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her. She's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the first nine, honey. A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch this time." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jason (AL) 1 Report post Posted January 22, 2005 Dang it!! I was expecting an explanation on how to get outta trouble, should one find himself in in the same situation Dave found himself in.I have a "friend" who has been in this predicament before. Funny though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam King (MI) 1 Report post Posted January 22, 2005 That was the funniest joke I have heard in a LONG time!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted January 22, 2005 Dang it!! I was expecting an explanation on how to get outta trouble, should one find himself in in the same situation Dave found himself in.I have a "friend" who has been in this predicament before. Funny though. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Jason, I sure hope your "friend" was able to wriggle out of his predicament. That was the funniest joke I have heard in a LONG time!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Coming from an old jokester himself, I'm flattered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jason (AL) 1 Report post Posted January 25, 2005 QUOTE(Jason (AL) @ Jan 21 2005, 08:03 PM)Dang it!! I was expecting an explanation on how to get outta trouble, should one find himself in in the same situation Dave found himself in.I have a "friend" who has been in this predicament before. Funny though. Jason, I sure hope your "friend" was able to wriggle out of his predicament. Yeah."He" is a pretty smooth operator when it comes to chicks (women).His motto concerning the matter is:"I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with them _o's." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
