Adam King (MI) 1 Report post Posted February 10, 2005 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her; kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseatesyou. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you To which the wife responds: "he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian - L.V. 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2005 That's pretty good. My Mom is going to love this one............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 That's pretty good. My Mom is going to love this one............ <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Your Mom?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian - L.V. 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 Your Mom?? Wacka Wacka Wacka! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
