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Adam King (MI)

Always Time For Another Joke

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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

 

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

 

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

 

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You

know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male

talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your

two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Pete and

Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your

parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."

 

"Thank you", the woman responded. "This may very well be the solution."

 

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he

ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were insi de their cage,

holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed

her parrots in with them. "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

 

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other

male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Pete, our prayers have been

answered!"

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