Adam King (MI) 1 Report post Posted November 19, 2005 Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted November 19, 2005 Judges. . . 7.5/10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtlab 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2005 (edited) Judges. . . 7.5/10 Is their a special cruise reward for the best joke that we don't know about admin?;p Edited November 20, 2005 by jtlab Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted November 21, 2005 Is their a special cruise reward for the best joke that we don't know about admin?Yes, there is. You get to go along with the fun gang from the Minnesota Vikings on their next Love Boat cruise. Enjoy yourself, but watch your back. . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
