Adam King (MI) 1 Report post Posted February 3, 2006 Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass young republican turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report: Titanic: $29.99Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to readClinton: Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.Clinton: Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing. And a bonus A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose. "Why not?" asked the man. "Because it's not safe," replied the doctor. "But I need it really bad," said the man. "Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor. The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose." The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects." On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling.The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"The man said, "No one showed up!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted February 3, 2006 The bonus is the kicker! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
