MichaelC 160 Report post Posted August 4, 2006 Thanks to my bud John, currently hangin' out in Iraq. . . I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, but that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time --- but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam King (MI) 1 Report post Posted August 5, 2006 I'll give it a 6 out of 10. Just because I've had to eat dog food from a lost bet before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted August 5, 2006 . . .I've had to eat dog food from a lost bet before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goofy Gloria 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2006 ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites