<Steve> 82 Report post Posted July 6, 2007 For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it". The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase, so he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
West Coast Girl 1 Report post Posted July 7, 2007 For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it". The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase, so he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!” Stevie Boy! I know where you got this one from! Right here, below! However, I think their heading was much more catchie. Sure got my attention! http://www.realestatetalks.com/viewtopic.php?t=32972&f=8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites