MichaelC 160 Report post Posted July 13, 2007 A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big. I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure first the grill, and then went over to where his wife was working and measured her bottom."Yes, I was right. Your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!"The woman chose to ignore her husband.Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off."What's wrong?", he asks.She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?" PS: my act rocks the house in Mongolia. . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dan (SoCAl) 0 Report post Posted July 13, 2007 Excellent! I was already laughing out loud when I scrolled down to the Mongolians — they put me over the edge!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted July 13, 2007 Dan, you have confirmed my suspicions: you possess a warped sense of humor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
<Steve> 82 Report post Posted July 16, 2007 I give it 9/10 MC You're a HOOT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
