West Coast Girl 1 Report post Posted August 11, 2007 A Redneck Story! A redneck was stopped by a game warden in West Virginia recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man. "Do you have a license to catch those fish? "No, sir," replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of them there licenses, these here are my pet fish." "Pet FISH??? "Yeah, every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home." "That's a bunch of nonsense! Fish can't do that." The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works." "OK," said the warden. "I've got to see this!" The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says, "Well?" "Well, what?," says the redneck. The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH," replied the warden! "What fish?" replied the redneck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted August 11, 2007 Judges?6.5/10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
West Coast Girl 1 Report post Posted August 12, 2007 Judges?6.5/10 Thanks Judge Michael! I'll do better next time! Just don't know if you'll be able to handle it or not. Hey wait a minute, I say, anything with the word Naked in is open season! Feast your eyes on some risque stuff coming to a Naked board near you soon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted August 12, 2007 Judges?6.5/10 Thanks Judge Michael! I'll do better next time! Just don't know if you'll be able to handle it or not. Hey wait a minute, I say, anything with the word Naked in is open season! Feast your eyes on some risque stuff coming to a Naked board near you soon! That's what I'm talking about. Canadian Girls Gone Wild! Coming soon to a Blockbuster near you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
