West Coast Girl 1 Report post Posted August 19, 2007 THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES Six married men will be dropped on an island with:1 car and 4 kids each,for 6 weeks. Each kid plays two sportsand either takes music or dance classes.There is no access to fast food. Each man must take care of his 4 kids,keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework,complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.The men only have access to televisionwhen the kids are asleep and all chores are done!There is only ONE TV between them and there isNO REMOTE The men must shave their legs,underarms, bikini line,and wear makeup daily;Which they must apply themselves...either while driving or while making four lunches.They must attend weekly PTA meetings;clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;make an Indian hut model with six toothpicksa tortilla and one marker;and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas. The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.The last man wins - Only if... He has enough energy to be intimate with his spouseat a moment's notice. If the last man does win,he can play the game over and overagain for the next 18-25 years...eventually earningthe right to be called "Mother." One more thing, they cannot kill themselves or the kids,or they automatically get voted off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted August 19, 2007 But when do they get to watch Oprah, complain that their spouse doesn't find them attractive because of the 30 pounds they gained, and do battle with a stubborn, cantankerous mother-in-law? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phil43 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2007 But when do they get to watch Oprah, complain that their spouse doesn't find them attractive because of the 30 pounds they gained, and do battle with a stubborn, cantankerous mother-in-law? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites