The Next Survivor Series!

[West Coast Girl 1]

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

 

Six married men will be dropped on an island with:

1 car and 4 kids each,

for 6 weeks.

 

Each kid plays two sports

and either takes music or dance classes.

There is no access to fast food.

 

Each man must take care of his 4 kids,

keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework,

complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

The men only have access to television

when the kids are asleep and all chores are done!

There is only ONE TV between them and there is

NO REMOTE

 

The men must shave their legs,

underarms, bikini line,

and wear makeup daily;

Which they must apply themselves...

either while driving or while making four lunches.

They must attend weekly PTA meetings;

clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;

make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks

a tortilla and one marker;

and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

 

The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

The last man wins - Only if...

 

He has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse

at a moment's notice.

 

If the last man does win,

he can play the game over and over

again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning

the right to be called "Mother."

 

One more thing, they cannot kill themselves or the kids,

or they automatically get voted off.

[MichaelC 160]

But when do they get to watch Oprah, complain that their spouse doesn't find them attractive because of the 30 pounds they gained, and do battle with a stubborn, cantankerous mother-in-law?

[phil43 0]

But when do they get to watch Oprah, complain that their spouse doesn't find them attractive because of the 30 pounds they gained, and do battle with a stubborn, cantankerous mother-in-law?