West Coast Girl 1 Report post Posted August 21, 2007 Brain Transplant In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tiredand somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The Doctor quickly responded, "$25,000 for a male brain, and $3,000 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"! The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and said to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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BEV! 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2007 HAHAHAHAHA!!! This part of the forum should be called "Corner Bev" instead of the corner bar WCG, you hit the bull's eye with this one haha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
