MichaelC 160 Report post Posted September 15, 2007 The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in the bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front ofeveryone. And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.You get a little each month. But it's not enough to live on. . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
West Coast Girl 1 Report post Posted September 22, 2007 How did I miss this one? Loved it! I give this one 9.98/10!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, this also equals the Canadian dollar vs. the US Greenback! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BEV! 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2007 And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.You get a little each month. But it's not enough to live on. . . TO MY DEAR HUSBAND: 33 times you came too soon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
