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MichaelC

Stolen Immigrant Joke #2

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A Texan is walking through a field, sees a Mexican drinking water from a stock tank using his hand as a scoop.

He shouts to the Mexican, " Hey! Don't drink that water! It has cow shit in it!

The Mexican shouts back, "Soy Mexicano. Yo no hablo inglés. Hábleme Español, gringo."

(I'm Mexican, I don't speak English. Speak Spanish to me, gringo.)

The Texan shouts back, "Utilice ambas manos. Usted conseguirá más para beber."

(Use both hands. You'll be able to drink more.)

 

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