MichaelC 160 Report post Posted September 28, 2007 A Texan is walking through a field, sees a Mexican drinking water from a stock tank using his hand as a scoop.He shouts to the Mexican, " Hey! Don't drink that water! It has cow shit in it!The Mexican shouts back, "Soy Mexicano. Yo no hablo inglés. Hábleme Español, gringo."(I'm Mexican, I don't speak English. Speak Spanish to me, gringo.) The Texan shouts back, "Utilice ambas manos. Usted conseguirá más para beber." (Use both hands. You'll be able to drink more.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites