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[Jonathan RexfordFL 8]

Doug was a dead man. He was on his way home and pulling through his subdivision when he realized that he had forgotten his 20th wedding anniversary. He was COOKED. Well, he went inside and the wife had a big smile on her face.

He said, "Honey, I don’t have anything".

She looked at him and started to swing and throw things. She said, “Doug, I am going to tell you this. Tomorrow I want something in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in SIX SECONDS".

Doug knew he had a problem. So the next day he got up early and went and got an anniversary present and a card. He placed the present in the driveway and left for work.

 

When the wife got up she looked outside and found a box in the driveway. With excitement she bolted out the door towards the box. On the box was a card. It said, "Honey, I am so sorry about yesterday but I finally got you what you had asked for. A present that goes 0-200 in SIX SECONDS". She though it must be keys of some sort.

She ripped open the box and there it was. A SCALE. It was guaranteed for her to go from 0-200 in SIX SECONDS.