MichaelC 160 Report post Posted February 20, 2008 A husband was in his backyard trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, “You need a piece of tail.” The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, “Make up your mind. Last night you told me to go fly a kite!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
West Coast Girl 1 Report post Posted February 20, 2008 Another flipp'n awesome joke to pass around the office. Thanks, MC! You'll certainly put a few smiles on folks today! By the way, where do you find this stuff? Or are YOU the master behind all these great jokes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted February 20, 2008 What joke?? I was the dope in the backyard tryin' to fly the damn kite! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phil43 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2008 What joke?? I was the dope in the backyard tryin' to fly the damn kite! Nothing like personal experience Phil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites