MichaelC 160 Report post Posted March 7, 2008 Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?A. A different bar Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?A. Sum Ting Wong Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?A. They're hiring Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?A. Because they're not going to work in the future either. Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm? A. A pimp Q. Why do Driver Education classes in Alabama schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States. Q. Why do Hindu women paint a dot on their foreheads when they get married?A. On their wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice. With apologies to my friend Yvonne for stealing her material Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
