phil43 0 Report post Posted May 15, 2008 THE PHONE CALL **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** "Hello?" "Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But, honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do . . . . Put the phone down on the table; run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door; and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay, Daddy; just a minute." A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened, honey?" "Well, Mommy got all scared; jumped out of bed with no clothes on; and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug; hit her head on the dresser; and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." *** Long Pause *** *** Longer Pause *** *** Even Longer Pause *** Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? . . . Is this 486-5731?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted May 15, 2008 That's a new one by me. After conferring, the judges give it a 7.5/10. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phil43 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2008 I'll take it ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
