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Actual Announcement on NW Airlines!

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NW 293 was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a

comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the

intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome

to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The

weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and

uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY.....! Silence followed, and after a few

minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and

Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to

you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my

lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach yelled,


"That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!" :unsure:

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