West Coast Girl 1 Report post Posted June 14, 2008 NW 293 was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over theintercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcometo Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. Theweather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth anduneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY.....! Silence followed, and after a fewminutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies andGentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking toyou, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in mylap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites