MichaelC 160 Report post Posted July 22, 2009 Two hillbillies walk into the local diner. Over some fried chicken and biscuits, they are eagerly discussing their profitable moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After thirty seconds or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?The woman shakes her head no.Then the other asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'The woman begins to turn blue and again shakes her head no.The first hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hero hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't never seen nobody do it!' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted July 23, 2009 You're a sick, twisted man, jhanson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
