Adam King (MI) 1 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 I am literally having a hard time typing this because my tears of laughter keep making the keyboard slippery. Don't have anything in your mouth when you read this, I can't be held responsible for loss of equipment. Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely. She is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel. The pharmacist fainted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 Brace yourself...., I would understand if this got yankedYanked?! I'm puttin' this one on my business card! I love it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam King (MI) 1 Report post Posted June 22, 2004 MC, Yanked?! I'm puttin' this one on my business card! I love it! That damn near cost you a pair of pants.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew Ikeda 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2004 Putting it on your business card makes for some good humor, Michael. But dont forget it's really for the Camel!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
