Adam King (MI) 1 Report post Posted November 8, 2004 An older man was speeding down the road at 80 mph when he looked in his rearview mirror and saw a State Patrol car coming with its lights flashing and siren blaring. Thinking he could outrun the trooper, the man sped up to 100 mph. Suddenly, he realized his foolishness and pulled over to the side of the road and stopped. The trooper pulled up, walked up to the car and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes and it's Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper and I thought you were bringing her back." The trooper replied, "Have a nice day." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted November 9, 2004 From all of the Al Bundy's of the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
