Craig 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2005 Subject: A Funny Way To Start The Day Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing the surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm considered to be the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident and I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in the field events at the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a lady I knew was high on cocaine and marijuana, and she rode a horse head-on into a train that was traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horses blond mane and a big ass. Now she's a Senator from New York." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 All I had left to work with was the horses blond mane and a big ass. Now she's a Senator from New York." :xicon_razz: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
