lacashman 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2006 Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the head withhis nightstick. "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from aroundhere." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the trooper smacks himon the head with the nightstick. "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your wish come true, son" replied the trooper. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. "Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down theroad you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would'vetried that shit with me!' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam King (MI) 1 Report post Posted August 28, 2006 That was a good one!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites