Doug Pretorius (ON) 9 Report post Posted November 25, 2006 How To install a wireless security system: Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like:"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't disturb the Pitbulls; they've just been de-wormed." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
813equities 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2006 How To install a wireless security system: Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like:"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't disturb the Pitbulls; they've just been de-wormed." I actually read this somewhere before on another forum, but I can't remember where. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
