Can You Relate to This?

[West Coast Girl 1]

A loan officer died and went up to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates to present himself for admittance to Heaven.

Peter said, "You did a lot of good

helping people get into homes

 

and you donated lot to charity and worked

on that Habitat house.

 

But you told too many fibs to the underwriters

 

and were unkind to your processor.

 

We aren't sure where you are going to fit.

 

So we've decided to show you around both

 

Heaven and Hell and see where you

feel more comfortable.

"As they toured Heaven, the loan officer

 

really liked the big mansions and

the streets paved with gold,

 

but the harp music got on his nerves.

 

Then when they showed him around Hell,

 

he noticed everyone had their choice of

playing golf or tennis,

 

hanging out by the pool,

 

smoking and drinking,

or dancing and playing cards in the clubhouse.

 

He told St. Peter,

 

"Oh, this is going to be hard!

 

Can I sleep on it?"

 

So he was allowed to think it

over during the night.

The next morning they asked him for his decision.

 

He quickly replied,

"Oh please send me to Hell!"

 

So they opened up the doors to Hell,

 

but the whole picture had changed!

 

It was just like you have always heard

 

with fire and brimstone!

 

People were burning and being tortured and screaming!

 

Oh it was so hot and horrible!!

"Hey, that's not what you showed me yesterday!!"

 

the loan officer cried.

 

St. Peter's cold reply:

 

"You should have locked-in yesterday!"

[MichaelC 160]

I have just the loan officer in mind to forward this to. . .