Adam King (MI) 1 Report post Posted August 31, 2004 Two Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on bench during break. One turns to the other asking, "Slim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains, I know you are about my age, How do you feel? Slim says, "I feel just like a new born babe." Rather amazed his co-worker repeats his statement in the form of a question, "Really? A new born babe???" "Yup", grins Slim, "No teeth, No hair and I think I just wet my pants! I "almost" don't feel comfortable posting this next one, but I'm still laughing about it...sorry if it offends anyone. She got married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 5 more children. He died, too. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 That second one is an oldie, but a goodie. It's been a while since I heard it and it still got a laugh out of me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
