-Tony- 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2005 Okay, an old surveyor loses his assistant, (he left to start his own company). So, he goes to the survey school and tells the teacher he needs his best student. The teacher replies, "Do you mind if it is a girl". The crusty old surveyor is pretty liberal and says "No, as long as she knows all the hand signals". He is assured she does, so he tries her out. Well, they get out to the sight, and she is at her end and he at his, when he realizes he needs a tool. So, he signals here.......she replies.He is confused and sends the message a little more adamantly. She replies in an even more adamant manner.Now he is really upset, because she was supposed to know the signals. So, he goes down there to see what the problem with her is. I said ......as he did the signal again and explained what he meant. She said, "I know. I said .......as she repeated her gesture and its meaning. Ya know, this is a lot funnier in person cause ya'll couldn't see my hand gestures or read my lips as I mouthed it during the gestures. Enjoy,Tony Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jason (AL) 1 Report post Posted March 15, 2005 Perhaps if ya told us what type of hand signals they were using and what they were saying?Then it could be funnier. If not, you could use all that $$$ you've been rakin' in and come to each and every one of our towns and tell/show us the joke personally. Either or.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Tony- 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2005 Only for you Jason I said I (pointing to his eye) need (pointing to his knee) a hammer (making a hammering gesture) She said, "I know. I said I (pointing to her eye) left it (grabing her left breast [tit]) In the tool box (pointing to her sensored) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites