Pigs

[Adam King (MI) 1]

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them

to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who

owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs

and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they

agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in which to let the

pigs mate.

 

The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m.,

loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle

he had, and drove the thirty miles.

 

While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if

they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass in

the morning, they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, they're not."

 

The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So the farmer hosed off

the pigs, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to

try again.

 

This continued each morning for more than a week. One morning the farmer

was so tired, he couldn't get out of bed.

 

He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the

pigs are in the mud or in the grass."

 

"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of them

is honking the horn."

[jtlab 0]

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them

to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who

owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs

and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they

agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in which to let the

pigs mate.

 

The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m.,

loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle

he had, and drove the thirty miles.

 

While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if

they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass in

the morning, they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, they're not."

 

The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So the farmer hosed off

the pigs, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to

try again.

 

This continued each morning for more than a week. One morning the farmer

was so tired, he couldn't get out of bed.

 

He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the

pigs are in the mud or in the grass."

 

"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of them

is honking the horn."

 

 

Wow adam your email must be crowded. 50% tb 50% joke spam! None the less funny stuff:)

[Adam King (MI) 1]

Wow adam your email must be crowded. 50% tb 50% joke spam! None the less funny stuff:)

 

Actually, it's all from my wife. It's the only way we can communicate since we had Alec!