Since we are telling jokes....

[CS1977 0]

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they

find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit

onto the bus.

 

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the

husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as

he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a

piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is

driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a

rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus... so shut the

hell up."

[MichaelC 160]

Not a bad first showing, CS. But don't give up your day job.

[Adam King (MI) 1]

Ah....the irony..gotta love it!

 

Here's one that is sooo stuipid it took me two whole years to get.....that was before the surgery.

Three chickens walk into a bar, the fourth one ducked.

[MichaelC 160]

Here's one that is sooo stuipid it took me two whole years to get.....that was before the surgery.

Three chickens walk into a bar, the fourth one ducked.

Ugh. . .

[draegarfrog 0]

An elderly couple visits McDonalds. He orders one hamburger, one order of

French fries and one drink.

 

The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He

places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the

French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile in

front of his wife. He takes a sip of the drink; his wife takes a sip and

then sets the cup down between them.

 

As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep

looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, "That poor

old couple -- all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.

 

"As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He

politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple.

 

The old man says they are just fine -- they are used to sharing everything.

 

The surrounding people notice the little old lady hasn't eaten a bite. She

sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally takes turns sipping

the drink.

 

Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal

for them. This time the old woman says "No, thank you, we are used to sharing

everything."

 

As the old man finishes and is wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the

young man again comes over to the little old lady who has yet to eat a

single bite of food and asks "What is it you are waiting for?"

 

She answers...."THE TEETH."

[MichaelC 160]

Judges?