<Steve> 82 Report post Posted April 13, 2007 A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now.. Cause this is the last stop! And all of you Sons Of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going on down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers please remember your things, thank you and we hope your trip was a pleasant one. We also hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted April 13, 2007 . . .As the mother began to smile, the child added, "Forthose of you who arepissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see thebitch in the kitchen I was wondering where this one was leading to. Funny one, Steve! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
