bbrunelleb 0 Report post Posted June 28, 2006 Just thought this might draw a laugh.... Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence..... and then a shot is heard. Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay..... now what?" Bill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam King (MI) 1 Report post Posted June 28, 2006 I needed that. That was a good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelC 160 Report post Posted June 28, 2006 Heh. . .another Italian joke! But a funny one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
